{"id":1445738,"date":"2023-12-25T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2023-12-25T20:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/?p=1445738"},"modified":"2023-12-25T15:30:00","modified_gmt":"2023-12-25T20:30:00","slug":"crack-removed-from-christmas-crackers-to-save-the-planet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/crack-removed-from-christmas-crackers-to-save-the-planet\/1445738\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Crack&#8217; Removed From Christmas Crackers To Save The Planet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"field field--name-title field--type-string field--label-hidden\">&#8216;Crack&#8217; Removed From Christmas Crackers To Save The Planet<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-formatted field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field__item\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/modernity.news\/2023\/12\/06\/crack-removed-from-christmas-crackers-to-save-the-planet\/\"><em>Authored by Paul Joseph Watson via Modernity.news,<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The \u2018crack\u2019 from Christmas crackers is being removed for environmental reasons and to turn Christmas into a \u201ccelebration of responsibility,\u201d defeating the entire purpose of pulling one in the first place.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cms.zerohedge.com\/s3\/files\/inline-images\/061223cracker.jpg?itok=GiQO_fg2\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, really.<\/p>\n<p>Joyless eco-mentalists, committed in their mission to eliminate all fun, have lobbied for the introduction of \u2018crackless crackers\u2019, and their efforts are already coming to fruition.<\/p>\n<p>At my first xmas dinner of year. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/UGWSDoEPVH\">pic.twitter.com\/UGWSDoEPVH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Christopher Snowdon \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@cjsnowdon) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cjsnowdon\/status\/1731659810091721122?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2023<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAlliance National, one of Britain\u2019s biggest catering suppliers, has announced it will offer only environmentally friendly \u201ccrackless\u201d crackers to its customers, which include dozens of care homes, hotels, pubs and restaurants across the country,\u201d reports\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/money\/consumer-affairs\/christmas-crackers-no-crack-eco-friendly\/\">the Telegraph<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The silver fulminate has been removed from the items because it can\u2019t be recycled.<\/p>\n<p>Emphasizing the spirit, or lack of it, behind the change, the supplier has also completely removed jokes from its crackers too.<\/p>\n<p>Precisely what is the point, then?<\/p>\n<p>Author Christopher Snowden encountered one of the boring crackers during a recent lunch hosted by the Lords and Commons Cigar Club in the House of Lords.<\/p>\n<p>He said they were \u201crubbish\u201d and felt like when \u201cyou pull a cracker and they don\u2019t crack and you just think it\u2019s broken.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>What will they ruin next? Gift wrapping? Mistletoe?<\/p>\n<p>How long before Christmas trees are banned entirely in the name of \u2018celebrating responsibly\u2019?<\/p>\n<p>*\u00a0 *\u00a0 *<\/p>\n<p><em>Your support is crucial in helping us defeat mass censorship. Please consider donating via\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/pauljosephwatson.locals.com\/support\">Locals<\/a>\u00a0or check out our unique\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.pjwshop.com\/\">merch<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>      <span class=\"field field--name-uid field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden\"><a title=\"View user profile.\" href=\"https:\/\/cms.zerohedge.com\/users\/tyler-durden\" class=\"username\">Tyler Durden<\/a><\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"field field--name-created field--type-created field--label-hidden\">Mon, 12\/25\/2023 &#8211; 10:30<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u200b<a href=\"https:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/political\/crack-removed-christmas-crackers-save-planet\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/political\/crack-removed-christmas-crackers-save-planet<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Crack&#8217; Removed From Christmas Crackers To Save The Planet Authored by Paul Joseph Watson via Modernity.news, The \u2018crack\u2019 from Christmas crackers is being removed for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1445738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","wpcat-1-id"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbimBl-646m","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1445738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1445738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1445738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1445738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}