{"id":1455117,"date":"2024-02-03T01:20:00","date_gmt":"2024-02-03T06:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/?p=1455117"},"modified":"2024-02-03T01:20:00","modified_gmt":"2024-02-03T06:20:00","slug":"war-delirium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/news\/war-delirium\/1455117\/","title":{"rendered":"War Delirium"},"content":{"rendered":"

War Delirium<\/span><\/p>\n

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Authored by James Howard Kunstler via Kunstler.com,<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cThis will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n

– Jeffrey (\u201cthe Dude\u201d) Lebowski<\/em><\/p>\n

Pity the poor president.<\/p>\n

\u201cJoe Biden\u201d must decide now whether to go to war with Iran or Texas. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Which will it be? Or might it be both?<\/p>\n

That Governor Abbott turns out to be the Putin of the purple sage! <\/strong><\/p>\n

How does he dare interfere with the orderly flow of new voters \u2014 fine people! \u2014 across that filthy little river of his?<\/p>\n

Does he not understand that we need at least a couple million more live bodies allocated around the swing states to ensure a free and fair election?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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What does Hunter (\u201cthe smartest person I know\u201d) make of Dad\u2019s quandary, I wonder. With enough\u00a0eau-de-coca<\/em>\u00a0on-board, Hunter must think in Biblical terms. . . great flowing Jacobean passages of elevated language:\u00a0in my father\u2019s house are many mansions: Verily, verily, I say unto you, somewhere there is a room I left that little baggie in<\/em>. . .\u00a0but where<\/em>. . . ?\u00a0The works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Dad<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Well, forget Hunter. Everybody else has, thank goodness, at least for now. Let\u2019s face it: having a rage-filled addict in the family is tiresome. Anyway, Merrick Garland has got him covered with \u201can on-going investigation.\u201d<\/strong> (Questions? Sorry, can\u2019t answer any.)<\/p>\n

\u201cJoe Biden,\u201d in his on-going delirium-of-age wanders from room to room in the empty mansion that is his mind.\u00a0How did I get in this room<\/em>? he wonders.\u00a0And how do I get out of it<\/em>?\u00a0Can somebody please point the way<\/em>? Alas, his position is the loneliest in the world. There is no one to point the way out. There is only this ceaseless wandering from room to room in this vast emptiness. Where is the room with Texas in it? The room where Iran sleeps? The room where Ukraine lies a\u2019gasp with a sucking chest wound? Watch out, he\u2019ll start shouting soon. Calling Dr. Jill: Code Blue. . . !<\/p>\n

The world may be a disaster these days, but the White House is a bigger disaster. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Can you name the White House chief of staff? Betcha can\u2019t. Know why? He never, ever comes out and speaks to that mob in the press room. He might have to answer some difficult questions, such as: if the president\u2019s brain is switched off more than half the time, who decides what to do with that \u2018nuclear football\u2019 they carry around with him. Is it<\/strong><\/em>. . .\u00a0you<\/em>? <\/strong>By the way, the chief of staff\u2019s name is Jeff Zients. Ever heard him? Of course not. He has a page on \u201cX\u201d. The most recent thing he posted was July, 25, 2023. Good thing not much has happened since then.<\/p>\n

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The question then: should \u201cJoe Biden\u201d just go ahead and nuke Texas? <\/strong>\u201cJB\u201d is thinking:\u00a0What good is the place with that Putin wannabe running it? Buncha cattle and those ridiculous hats<\/em>!\u00a0The official head-gear of white supremacy<\/em>!\u00a0Probably millions of them down there, clutching their beloved guns<\/em>!\u00a0I\u2019ve got news for you<\/em>.\u00a0Wanna play hardball? We\u2019ve got F-16s. Try shooting one of those Vipers down with your 30-ought-6 when it\u2019s coming in low over Plano on after-burners at eleven hundred miles an hour, bristling with Sidewinder missiles<\/em>.\u00a0Anyway, for a nice strip steak, go to Kansas City. Fuggedabowt Texas. Kaboom<\/em>!\u00a0Not a joke<\/em>!<\/p>\n

As for Iran. . . another $6-billion could keep them quiet for a while. Turns out that mullahs really like money.<\/strong> Do you know how many virgins you can buy for $6-billion here on Planet Earth? Why blow yourself up for them? Especially since you don\u2019t know for a hundred percent sure that there is a place called heaven, or that it\u2019s mainly a seraglio? By the way, why does our country (that\u2019d be the USA) have all these little military outposts scattered around the desert wastelands of Jordan, Syria, and other lands of the Middle East? Did the one called Tower Two that got blown up a few days ago have a target painted on it? Might as well have. You think the \u201cother side\u201d doesn\u2019t have satellite imagery of the terrain? Kind of looks like we\u2019re asking for trouble. And, also by the way, how come two of the three US soldiers killed there were girls? Is that how we do war these days? With a girlie army? Who actually thinks that\u2019s going to work?<\/p>\n

Apparently, \u201cJoe Biden.\u201d Be advised: there is chatter coming out of this mysterious White House about bringing back the military draft.<\/strong> Remember what that is, Boomers? Remember Country Joe and the Fish singing: \u201cBe the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box.\u201d That was back in the Vietnam days. Fifty-thousand-plus KIA. Only now we\u2019ll be drafting girls (and probably some boys who want to be girls).<\/strong> I guess we\u2019ll figure out now how gung-ho Gen Z really is.<\/p>\n

You didn\u2019t ask, but things are not going so well in our remote-control war in Ukraine against Russia (Putinland). <\/strong>Our Zelensky team (we own it) got completely rope-a-doped, punched itself out, its knees are buckling. Victoria Nuland, the renowned State Department girlie war-hawk, says she\u2019s confident that Congress will pass the new $61 billion aid package for the Z-team, according to Radio Free Europe, the blob\u2019s official propaganda outlet. The blob wants you to think that Putin wants to turn all of Europe into Putinland. I\u2019m sure. Tori Nuland probably thinks we can save Ukraine with the fabulous girlie army and some snazzy new drones from McDonnell Douglas.<\/strong> Hey, it\u2019s war, war, war. Bomb them all \u2014 Iran, Russia, Texas \u2014 and let God sort them out.<\/p>\n

Speaking of blob propaganda outlets, here\u2019s a doozy from blob tentacle\u00a0The New York Times<\/em>\u00a0 this Friday morning to boost your morale. Blob suck-up, Stephen Colbert, the late-night TV genius-level jester last seen dancing in a chorus line costumed as Covid-19 vaccination syringes, informs us that \u201cJoe Biden\u201d is catnip to the ladies because his aviator Ray-bans remind them of Robert Stack in\u00a0The High and the Mighty<\/em>. <\/strong><\/p>\n

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Stephen Colbert imitated President Biden talking with women: \u201cThey love that thing where I\u2019m the last one standing between them and the Supreme Court putting a GoPro in their uterus.\u201d Credit: CBS<\/em><\/p>\n

Silly me, I thought they loved the president for his mind.<\/strong> \u00a0You know, \u201cJoe Biden\u201d is running for re-election. No, really. Not a joke.<\/p>\n

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Support his blog by visiting\u00a0Jim\u2019s Patreon Page<\/a>\u00a0or\u00a0Substack<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Tyler Durden<\/a><\/span>
\nFri, 02\/02\/2024 – 20:20<\/span><\/p>\n

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