{"id":1163226,"date":"2026-02-22T17:40:54","date_gmt":"2026-02-22T22:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/sports\/?p=1163226"},"modified":"2026-02-22T17:40:54","modified_gmt":"2026-02-22T22:40:54","slug":"2026-wisconsin-football-all-nickname-team","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bugaluu.com\/sports\/2026-wisconsin-football-all-nickname-team\/","title":{"rendered":"2026 Wisconsin Football All-Nickname Team"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\tSep 13, 2025; Blacksburg, Virginia, USA; Old Dominion Monarchs quarterback Colton Joseph (1) warms up before the game at Lane Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Brian Bishop-Imagn Images | Brian Bishop-Imagn Images\t<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">There is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buckys5thquarter.com\/wisconsin-badgers-football\/88569\/wisconsin-badgers-football-news-breaking-down-transfer-portal-class-position-by-position\">a\u00a0bountiful bevy of new faces<\/a> inside the Wisconsin Badgers locker room\u00a0right now, so I\u2019ve decided to speed up the \u201cget to know each other\u201d process by assigning some fun new nicknames.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Let\u2019s get right to it, gang.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\"><strong>First Team All-Name<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Ulysses S. Grant Dean<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Darrion You, Me, and Dupree<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Thomas Heiberger and Fries<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Eugene Paris Hilton Jr.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Djidjou Bah Humbug<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Ryan Johns Hopkins<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Matthew Lion Traynor<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\"><strong>Second Team All-Name<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Johann Sebastian Cheeks<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Cecil Cooper Catalano<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Luke I\u2019m Your Father Emmerich<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Bryce North, South, East or West<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Matt Forever Jung<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Shamar Mordecai and Rigby<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Abu Still The Sama, III<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\"><strong>Third Team All-Name<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Tyreese No Fearbry<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Carson Jean Claude Van Dinter<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Jackson McGohan Places<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Emerson, Lake, Palmer and Mandell<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Liam and Noel Danitz<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Raphael Nowhere Near Dunn<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Mason Strike a Posa<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\"><strong>All-Name Honorable Mention<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Deuce Davonte Adams<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Eli Manning Adams<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Cai Norman Bates<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Truth and Justus Boone<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Harrison Ford Bortolotti<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Drew Insta Braam<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Kash or Charge Brock<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Blake Cherry Pie<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Colin Chicago Cubberly<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Nolan Winter Davenport<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Carsen Daly Eloms<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Eric Jamar Fletcher Jr.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Yahya Oh My Gaad<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Colton Joseph, Mary, and Jesus<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Austin Texas Kawecki<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Zion Williamson Kearney<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Mason Crosby Kelley<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Gavin Rossdale Lahm<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Mason Fast Lane<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Peyton Manning Lange<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Sam Early or Lateju<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Jayden James Loftin<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Will Ronald McDonald<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Langdon Street Nordgaard<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Logan Roy Powell<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">James Roe Your Boat<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Taylor Swift Schaefer<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">King Arthur Scott, III<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Jack Sieve, Sieve, Sievers<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Cairo Egypt Skanes<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Shawn Carter Smith<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Hardy JJ Watts<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Ben Franklin Wenzel<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Quantavius Fatboy Wiggins<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">PJ Tucker Wilkins<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\">Aaron Katarina Witt<\/p>\n<p>\u200b<a href=\"https:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/articles\/2026-wisconsin-football-nickname-team-174054675.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">https:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/articles\/2026-wisconsin-football-nickname-team-174054675.html<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sep 13, 2025; Blacksburg, Virginia, USA; Old Dominion Monarchs quarterback Colton Joseph (1) warms up before the game at Lane Stadium. 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