Turns out my choice has permanently damaged my headset and all during a time when replacement or repair is pretty much impossible. Now I’m stuck with a cloudy, damaged headset that I won’t be able to get fixed (Oculus won’t cover user damage), and can’t afford (or find) a new one to replace it with.
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