This morning, I caught wind of a video of Blue Ivy Carter, daughter of Jay-Z and Beyoncé, that left me startled by the unforgiving march of time. Apparently, Blue Ivy is now old enough to wear lip gloss and appear mildly mortified by her dad hugging her on-camera. In other news: I am ten thousand years old.
https://www.thecut.com/2022/06/blue-ivy-tween-jay-z.html

